Timing is Everything

inspiremesillyxx:

vigorofthepeople:

kyssthis16:

lol-samcedes:

naenae1495:

princess976:

kurenai24:

sing-it-like-you-mean-it:

savedbyahweh:

ihav3areasontoworship:

whatthefuuudge:

kenzerlyfrompanem:

rebeccakelsee:

zac-germanotta:

I smoked with a golf ball because I’m sexy like that.

I cuddle with a dog because im a pimp xD

I banged the Kool-Aid man because I smoked crack.

Seems legit.

I beat a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

I ran naked with a drink because I’m gay. O.o

I ran naked with a horse because I love marijuana. WHADDAHECK.

I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I’m sexy like that.

I beat a bum because I’m good in bed.

Uhm…

I ate homer because I’m sexy like that

I shot a glass of milk because I have AMAZING boobs. 

XD

i ate some crackheads because i’m a pimp

okay then omg

I stabbed a pothead because I’m a pimp.

Welp………….

I ran naked with a hippie because I’m sexy like that.

I ate your mom cause I’m a pimp. ;) niiiice

i needed the kool-aid man because i love to snort cocaine. c(R@(K3D 0\/\/+. fuckyeah